If you're going to come to Tavern on the Green for dinner in costume, you must fancy yourself quite cool. So cool, you'll order a bottle of champagne with your meal. Then you'll assist your cool friend to the bathroom when she can't walk in her stripper heels. As the only people in the entire restaurant in costume, you must be the coolest people. I bet you want your picture taken.
Oh, no. Cool people don't want their picture taken. They want to bitch about what a drag it is. Then say with surprise, "Oh, that's cute," when shown the evidence of how cool they are. But they're not going to buy it.
Why buy the picture if you can take a picture of the picture? You're cool, though, so you won't blatantly take a picture of the picture. You'll just mysteriously change your mind about getting a copy after it's been left on your table for 10 minutes...
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